Charlie Kirk's Group Announces Sexiest Man Alive, It Is Obviously Kyle Rittenhouse

Move over, haters, there's a new Aryan Adonis in town. He's barely legal, he's barely acquitted, and he's coming to a campus near you in the fall. ...

June 10, 2022
3:10 PM

Move over, haters, there's a new Aryan Adonis in town. He's barely legal, he's barely acquitted, and he's coming to a campus near you in the fall. Which campus? Errrrr, we'll get to that in a minute. They had reached the point of the Charlie Kirk Turning Point USA conference where they start announcing which guys are the best to bang, or maybe that's not precisely what they were doing, but the effect was the same, because the announcer said, hey, if you're into dudes, this is the dude to be into.

Evan Hurst